Written by victor nicholas
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Topics: Barack Obama

Saturday, 10 October 2009

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Obama has large Kinder Egg Toy Collection

Still sheepish over winning the Nobel Peace Prize, President Obama says he has always been more than a little bit lucky. When he was younger he always seemed to get a good prize when buying a box of crackerjacks or Jumbo popcorn.

"I had the best collection of temporary tattoos and plastic compasses that a boy could ever have."

"I believe it's all about having a positive attitude."

"If you work hard and believe in yourself then good things will come your way."

When asked point-blank whether or not he felt he deserved the Nobel Prize Obama was more forthright.

"Dick Bavetta deserves a Nobel Peace Prize more than I do."

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