Written by Geneva Slim
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Topics: Beatles, John Lennon

Friday, 9 October 2009

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On what would have been his 69th birthday, the apparition of John Lennon today appeared to his widow, "musician" Yoko Ono, and begged her to stop recording.

"You've just got to quit it, Luv," Mr. Lennon said, in a voice oddly not eerie at all. "I mean, you had your 15 minutes when I was alive. No one wants to hear that crap anymore. I've heard air-raid sirens more in tune!"

He continued, asking Ono to wish their son, Sean, a happy birthday, as he and Sean shared the October 9th birthdate. "Tell Sean I love him and that his music's been really good. But you've got to give it up now, Yoko. I mean for shit's sake, you're 76!"

The visitation from Mr. Lennon is expected to tank sales of Ono's latest album, "Between My Head And The Sky," which was unleased on the public last month.

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