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Topics: NASA, moon, Nobel Prize

Friday, 9 October 2009

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"Luuny" Obama wins the Nobel peace prize, crashes 2 "Luuny" rockets and nobody knows why, ICE ICE Baby!

The "Luuny" (as in lunar) US have gone and done it again, blown up 2 useless rockets on the moon, reasons, maybe there's ice below the lunar surface (better chance of catching werewolves actually!) at the right royal cost of $79 million dollars, so they tell us!

With a $11,9 trillion debt growing by the second, high unemployment and a global financial crisis they can really afford to play silly arses on the moon!

Well the Yanks think that's OK man and it's ice cool, while the rest of the world are thinking who is f*****g crazy here, them or Bin Laden!

The whole space programme has cost so much that the "muy pobres" all over the planet could have had fresh water, decent living accommodation, enough food for the next hundred years and there would still be money left over!

Plus financing their pathetic conflicts in Korea, Vietnam, Iraq x 2, Afghanistan, etc, etc, costing trillions of more US dollars and millions of lives on the way, Hitler was a naughty little schoolboy compared to that list!

To top it all Obama "The real Messiah" wins the Nobel peace prize, hypocrisy gone "LUNARTIC"! What the shit has he done to earn that, ask the next Jewish-Israeli-Aliens flying by, maybe they know!!!

As the rest of the world point their fingers at the "LUUNY" US and their Nazi allies in Israel wondering why 3/4 of the world's population is living in absolute poverty (guess!).

The US caused global financial meltdown is causing even more misery and they are still getting away with murder, then they have the audacity to send their pathetic rockets to the moon to find ICE (what!) and the world stands by, claps and applauds!!!

The US logic behind this complete madness is: They want to find "Lunar water" bottle it, put a C-C-Cola label on it and flog it to the human race, but only those who can afford it naturally.

A bottle will cost $45 + transport costs from the earth to the moon and back = 1 bottle of pure "LUUNY WATER" $145,00!

Obama has already ordered a crate or 2 for his family and the rest of the hypocrites not picking up the "PEACE-s"

As for Jaggedone, I've just booked a flight to Saturn and I'll be humming that Stones classic "Hey, hey, get off of my cloud" and hopefully never coming back!!

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