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Friday, 9 October 2009

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25,000 lovely Swedish lesbians refusing to swallow the story

Ron Paul City, Sweden - (Muff Bluff): The government has shrugged off a Chinese Whispers campaign that claims the northern Swedish settlement of Ron Paul City has a population of 25,000 lesbians.

"Wrong, wrong, wrong!" the City's mayor Valkyrie Smorgasbored said today.

"It's only 10,000 lesbians. The rest are all applicants waiting for membership and residency."

Officials reckon the rumor mill began after a disgruntled Chinese military attache 'refused to swallow' demands for Swedish female equality at a NATO summit in '69.

"That's the Chinese male psyche for you," Clarissa Bertilson of the Swedish Association of Local Authorities and Regions ejaculated in disbelief.

"Refused to swallow?? Men never have to swallow, unless they're gay of course.

"It remains a personal decision for our lovely dykes."

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