Oslo, Norway/ Ripley's Believe it or Not Update - In a bizarre imitation of life imitating history, and bizarre history repeating itself, US President Barack Hussein Obama has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize at a time when the world resembles a tinder pot of inflamed economic and religious unrest.
Not since Neville Chamberlain declared "Peace in Our Time" on September 3, 1938, have the world's anti-social, religious fanatics, and genocidal strongmen breathed such a sigh of relief.
When notified of the award late Thursday evening after he had just come back from a quick supper in New York with his long suffering wife, Michelle, and after spending $24,000 not including meals, tip and valet parking for Air Force I, Obama appeared shocked, and was only able to mutter:" Present!"
Yes, a present indeed. A $100,000 token stipend awarded by the descendants of Vidkun Quisling, the proud Norwegian who undermined his own country in order to turn it over to the Fascist Hitler Regime, turning his own country against itself, Brother against Brother, Father against Sons, in a Narcissistic inspired scheme to put himself as the perceived saviour of his country, and in his own warped mind, of the World.
Not since Idi Amin Dada, The Butcher of Uganda, awarded himself a Peace Prize during his bloody reign during 1971-1979, has there been more outrage expressed from the West. Not only did Amin prompt an ethnic cleansing amongst the myriad tribes in his country, he is said to have
'eaten them for lunch!"
Distinguished History scholars have noted for the past 12 months a similar pattern of encouraging class warfare in the United States. The continual TV appearances hawking Obama's mantra of redistributing wealth, the inherent rush to commit the country's resources, not yet even earned, into social programs so radical, and so misinterpreted, that during the implementation an entire social/economic class will be left destroyed, with no one left to pay the final bill at the day of reckoning.
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, hastily called out of bed this morning to appear on CBS and ABC, said that while Obama is pleased about the cash, he is more excited that his message of Peace Unto the World has been recognized.
According to Pentagon Sources, who could not be named under the Geneva Convention, since they are now being held under house arrest by forces led by Attorney General Eric Holder, Congressional Leaders, directed by VP Joe Biden and ex-Marine John "let me sell ya somethin' Murtha, have assumed command of all US fighting forces in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Sources imbedded on the ground with Fox News says that tents are being struck, munitions blown up, classified documents shredded, and the beginning of a massive airlift is commencing.
Reports are also surfacing that any CIA or Military Intelligence Investigators involved in action in the two countries are going to be left behind in a clandestine meeting of the minds with the Taliban and al Qaeda in a deal to grant safe passage to American and Nato Forces.
UK sources say a final deal with PM Brown has not yet been worked out due to
consideration of the PM's condition said to be worsening, and "maybe
terminal...the sod can't see anything clearly anymore!"
Reporters on the way out of town have noticed the emerging of here to fore hidden Taliban members going about their business in a methodical way.
A number of newly build schools are burning, they passed 6 women being stoned for going to the market unattended by a male family member,
and a young boy seen drinking a Pepsi was shot out of hand.
Meanwhile, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was seen dancing in the aisles of the House glee fully chanting "WE WON...WE WON!"
Meanwhile, throughout American, trains have come to a stop everywhere.
Seems that there's not one rail road tie left on any train bed, anywhere!
You Got Change Comin', Brother!