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Thursday, 8 October 2009

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Frederic Mitterand's memoir regales a national cause celebre

Paris - (Sacre Bleu!): The French culture minister who branded Roman Polanski's arrest a bum rap is in hiding at a government colonic irrigation whitewash facility.

A TV debate about Frederic Mitterrand's pervy memoir of sex with young boys in Thighland (sic) has been slammed as an 'indelible stain on the nation's favorite blue dress'.

French National Front vice president Marine Le Pen said she had 'literally gagged' at the squalid revelations in Mitterand's 2005 autobiography, La Vie En Rose.

This lays open his seedy sex tourism conquests while scaling the slippery slope of French pubic orifice.

Today President Sarkozy's aide Henri Guano made light of the controversy and hailed Polanski a misunderstood hero.

Carla Bruni is five foot twelve.

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