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Tuesday, 6 October 2009

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The Pope giving evidence at the 'Stationarygate' trial last month

The Pope has defended the lewd actions of a number of high profile clergy men claiming that they have not broken Church Law with their actions. The Church has been rocked by a smorgasbord of scandals in recent years from child molesting to wide spread stationary theft, but the white clad leader is remaining steadfast and resolute.

"The Bible instructs us to live our lives very specifically. Yes there are parables a plenty, but each one is infused with a moral road map to direct us to heaven. For instance, there is nothing in the bible forbidding dressing up in bubble wrap lingerie and watching internet porn whilst gagging on a coy fish. Therefore it is fine with God and those Bishops have nothing to answer for. Conversely, it is a mortal sin to steel and I am deeply sorry about the Stationary Scandal".

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