Dudley, UK/ Swine Flu and STI News - Following a slow breaking UK story where a man from Dudley was forced out of his habitat that he had occupied for nigh on 40 years by an odoriferous fanny of a nearby neighbor, public interest in Yeast Infections is overtaking Swine Flue on all the major internet search engines.
In a just hastily published release on the causes, origins and victims of yeast infections, a medical study has found that the embarrassing infection can also be found on some men...especially those who admit to having sex in the kitchen without washing their hands.
Yeast infections, while not classified as a sexually transmitted infection (STI), does cause discomfort, distinctive odours, and intense itching in all the usual wet, moist places.
In men, who didn't wish to admit to having sex with a jelly donut during the mid morning tea break, the infection shows itself as red dots around the tip of the penis, not unpleasant burning sensations, the urge to scratch oneself continuously, and if one is a curry abuser, the appearance of a red dot on the forehead, which also smells like bad Sushi.
Said the Dudley man, who has since moved to Thailand, " I can finally breathe a little better over here, especially since I'm on the coast and get the occasional sea breeze and get exposed to the natural drying agent of the sun, which I didn't see much of in the UK. I still itch like crazy myself, though!'
Said the man, "I'm not surprised by men getting yeast infections , it seems quite prevalent over here....especially in all those Thai Guys with breasts named Bhan Mei Tuna.