The world-renowned fashion house and famous perfumer Chanel, after producing the 2008 masterpiece $3,000-an-ounce, new #69, has now developed a very special #2P for canines only.
"We have taken some of the main ingredients of the odor of 92 different breeds of dog shits and made them into a wonderful spray just for your breed of dog", says Chanel VP, Coco Le Plop.
"Why should anyone wish to purchase the doggie pooh perfecto? Well, if you want your dog in the mood to be bred for the puppies, simply place a little of the "Dog-Ass Special #2P" on poopsy and she will be pursued by any of her breed."
"Each breed has a different number, 92 in all, and is only $100. Now this is indeed a bargain as you get over 100 sprays from each canister."
Coco warns against the owner of the soon to be bred poopsy to be careful of getting any on themselves as there have been several rapes reported by large dogs.
"Please read the warnings about using plastic gloves to apply and even then, should Poopsy roll her big brown eyes at you immediately after the spray, get thee to a bathroom and bath in lots of tomato juice."
Coco says they are now hard at work on a spray just for cats but that it has not worked out well.
"We feared all along that a cat would never react like any other cat but when a couple mated early in our tests, we thought it would work. Then a coworker admitted to eating a mackerel for lunch and had farted at a key moment in the testing."