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Saturday, 3 October 2009

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Some reckon his real Pa is Mossad Europe CEO Mohammed Al Fayed

Tehran - (Wailing Wall): Iran's Presdident Mahmmoud Ahmadinejad has been named a top Mossad sleeper.

FBI agents probing the Bernard Madoff ponzi scam found he'd received more than $20 million from the jailed fraudster.

Born Moshe Sabourjian he was recruited into the Israeli security service by the Shah of Persia's former son-in-law Adreshir Zahedi.

Zahedi, ex-husband of Princess Shahnaz Pahlavi, is now a Swiss national and lives next door to US fugitive from justice movie director Roman Polanski.

They are said to communicate in secret using a network of underground tunnels under Polanski's Zurich hideyhole.

This was unearthed last week during the Feds' unravelling of a cold war counterintelligence campaign that elevated Zahedi to Iran's Foreign Minister.

Such high status hid his organised crime activities in the smuggling of Pahlavi-looted oil wealth.

Ruth Madoff is 69.

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