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Saturday, 3 October 2009

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Washington DC-- President Obama abruptly pulled the plug on the US Olympic participation at the 2012 games in London. The president felt very humiliated upon his return from Copenhagen and felt he had to do something.

The rejection of Chicago by the International Olympic Committee was deeply offensive to the president. His face burned with shame, and his lips seemed to turn even bluer when he addressed the press corps in Washington DC.

"I'm taking the American out of the 2012 Games, effective immediately!" lisped the silly moron. "If they don't want us, then we don't want them." he huffed. Then he frowned and sulked in silence for five minutes like a spoiled brat.

The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived then crossed his arms and waited for more words to appear on his TelePrompter.

"It's George Bush's fault. It's Rush Limbaugh's fault. It's the Republicans fault. It's everybody's fault but my fault." he declared.

The loathsome liberal then turned to his wife and Oprah Winfrey, who were both standing silently beside him. He decided to use them as targets for his anger.

"Bitches! Ho's!" he yelled. "It must by your fault! I hate you all!" he screamed in a girlish voice. "If you both weren't so fat and ugly, we would of had the Olympics in Chicago!" he lisped.

The silly president then went mincing off the stage with his nose in the air. He decided to sulk in the Oval Office for the rest of the day and cry until he felt better.

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