LONDON, England - UPDATE! Frankie The J is now holding the 'can' for Buckwheatsbutt.
Buckwheat's butt was seen unclothed and battered, penniless and destitute begging for farthings and a lump of coal to suck on.
According to my source, Buckwheat, of 666 No. Travesty, his Butt had been smelling itself for money, something very much against the rules of his community.
Reportedly he did this millions of times, for illicit gain, but it all turned to horse diddle when his master beat his butt when he found out what he'd done.
Now, he has taken to selling his silly stories on ERAY and on street corners such as at Trafalgar square, where he stands on a box, a box that toilette seats come in, the bettor to see the crowds of people laughing at him and throwing farthings his way - and little packets of aspartame for him to eat.