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Friday, 2 October 2009

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Leprechaun Oil's CEO today

Dublin - (Blarneybollox): The EU treaty is a dead duck following Irish voters' revulsion of squalid whorsetrading that would have made Head of IRA Army Council Tony Blair president of the Union.

This is the second time Ireland has been subjected to a referendum by terrified eurotrash gravy train leeches indebted to the Bush/Blair reign of terra.

Back in 1973 the poodle brothers mapped out a united Ireland strategy after the projected conquest of Iraq.

Their insurance banker was a sensational Leprechaun Oil geology report.

This claimed massive crude deposits under the tiny Irish hamlet of Shergar in County Louse, whose proven reserves were said to be equal to Sordid Arabia's legendary Ghawar field.

But the company bombed after amalgamation with George W Bush's Arbusto Oil, prime suspect in the ensuing collapse of enegry giant Enron.

Cherie Blair is 69.

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