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Topics: Health, Worms

Friday, 2 October 2009

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The chairman of the committee was found sucking the worms out of this old cheese

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - General health claims for "earthworm" apples and meats have been dismissed by a team of experts from the European Union.

Their 'opinions', based on corporate profit sheets, will now be voted on by an EU Committee which is drawing up a list of permitted health claims.

Scientists at the European Food Smelling Agency (EFSA) looked at 180 health claims for the worm-supplements.

They rejected 10 claims and said a further 170 had not provided enough evidence of their effects.

However, it is widely known that the members of the Eu Committee are secret users of the worms which they find does relieve their constipation.

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