New York, NY-- The Odd Couple of the decade announced their engagement to a bemused world last night in New York City. The dark-eyed dictator proposed to the silver-throated chanteuse while he was guest-hosting 'Saturday Night Live'. Susan accepted, and the happy couple then went skipping down Broadway hand-in-hand while they sang 'Singing In The Rain' in the rain.
Although both Susan and Mahmoud are middle-aged, they are both still virgins. SuBo said her beau tried to kiss her last night but was too shy to complete the pass. They decided to just shake hands instead.
Mahmound says he has had some sexual experiences, but only with goats and sheep. He promises to treat Susan as well as he treats his pet goat Nana, when they are finally married in Tehran later in the year.
Susan says she's very excited about the engagement and is looking forward to life in Tehran. She is busy learning to speak Farsi and getting used to wearing the chador. She also plans to cover her face with a veil, which makes everyone in the world very happy.