Pittsburgh - The G20 meeting here closed with a statement by President Obama that "The United States will not tolerate the development of large breasted women in Iran in through either natural or artificial means in contravention with International agreements for Girls Gone Wild videos."
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad insisted his country has not kept the underground breast enhancement facility secret and is working within the guidelines of the UN video pirating watchdog.
But in a news conference Friday in New York, Ahmadinejad dodged a question about whether Iran had enough footage to make it's own soft porn movie and called such forms of entertainment "filth".
Frustrated with the progress and limitations of UN monitoring and double-talk from the Iranian leader Obama says a more decisive plan is required to deal with the situation.
Obama says he plans on diverting all convention and vacation traffic from New Orleans to Teheran to radically escalate the investigation.
"We plan to flood the streets of Teheran with tens of thousands drunken revellers flinging strings of cheap plastic beads at the locals shouting - Show us your Nukes."