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Topics: Iraq, Iran, WMD

Friday, 25 September 2009

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Saddam's WOMD's "hanging" in Iranien salt mines, super spoof spy "Bargis Tryhol" tips the dumb yanks off and disappears!

Saddam Hussein's WOMD's have now turned up in the deserts of arch fiend Iran. George Bush and his US "Supertroopers" were always convinced that Iraqi WOMD's existed and now after searching Arabian countries high and low for them, they have discovered them in neighbouring Iran.

This surprise discovery came from a tip off from super Spoof spy, Bargis Tryhol, and now the US war machine is focusing its attention on Iran.

Iran have declared their atomic activities as harmless and said that atomic energy will only be used to produce electricity.

The US are bullshitting these declarations due to this very hot tip from Bargis and US research satellites have found thousands of Iranians who protested against the corrupt election working in salt mines cleaning Saddam's ex-WOMD's.

Obama reacted swiftly and ordered US atomic subs and Britain's useless remaining Tridents to the Straits of Hormuz, while Russia is on red alert on Iran's northern borders.

Iran will be given a last chance to surrender the Iraqi WOMD's and discontinue their atomic programmes but from their lofty positions in Allah's heaven, Ayatollah Khomeni and a headless Saddam have ordered the Iranian president to ignore the evil US infidels.

The Spoofs own super-spy, Bargis, has, in the interim, disappeared without trace and the US are now having doubts about the info given so they have decided to contact Austin Powers for some SERIOUS info.

Stay posted for further developments and also news about our lost spy, Bargis, lost somewhere in the disturbed fantasies of Spoof writers!

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