New York NY - The UN Security Council has unanimously adopted a resolution calling for SUV neutering, in a session chaired by US President Barack Obama.
The resolution calls for further efforts to stop the spread of those silly balls that hang down from the back of some goofy looking sport utility vehicles (SUVs).
It was the first time a US president had chaired a Security Council summit.
The resolution comes amid growing concerns among pedestrians of being run over by SUVs, drivers high on aspartame laced drinks, roaring over sidewalks.
The new nuclear curbs will instantly vaporize any SUV that rides over a curb for any reason. The UN Security Council states that this will instill a sense of law and order, even in the streets of the United States of America, where male genitalia are most often observed hanging from the back of SUVs.