Written by Clifford Rutley
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Topics: swine flu

Wednesday, 23 September 2009

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The 'Genocide Planning' Central Offices in New York.

Our sources have today confirmed rumours of the new swine flue vaccines being nothing more than mass dummying down and soft kill weapons. Apparently, the vaccinations were ready long before the swine flue appeared. This is because the swine flue was actually engineered after the vaccine and released in Mexico as a way to scare everyone into believing the soft kill weapon was really for their own good because their governments 'love them' when really they don't.

Al Gore, Ted Turner and pals have been looking for a way to get rid of the 'useless eaters' for ages now and it seems that if these vaccines don't kill you outright, they will give you cancer, destroy your brain cells with their thiomersalt mercury preservative or destroy your immune system, leaving you vulnerable to all the other viruses out there.

'There are simply too many humans on the planet, meaning there is less room for me and my globalist cronies' mansions and lands,' Al Gore told us. 'This way we can scare the plebs into taking vaccines they don't need which probably wont kill them straight away, but will sterilise and dumb them down enough to start believing our wacky man made global warming theories again, which will justify many of the tyranicle things we have planned for them. Then they can all die off of poor diet and infections without having any children to take up land on our planet wide plantation.'

'So,' we asked Gore. 'Who will do all the jobs you don't want to do if we're not here?'

'Oh we've calculated that we need to reduce the global population to around five to ten percent of what it is today in order to have enough dummied down through drugs plebs to peacefully slave for us, because all their aggressive brain cells will have been destroyed. Then, we can concentrate on making them a separate species to ourselves. In other words they'll be a sort of dummied downed, genetically deficient servant / slave class and we'll become true post-humanists or trance-humanists as we merge with technology with our ultimate goal of living forever.

Previous reports show that Al Gore is now waiting to stand trial in the Hague for crimes against humanity.

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