In a story having grave implications for the traditional special bonds that unite the UK and the USA, Michelle Obama is reported to have kicked over the traces and become a cougar.
With her sites on Prince Harry, the first lady has gleefully dumped her husband and gone after the good-looking and astoundingly rich young Prince. When queried as to the suitability of the match owith a much younger man, the First Lady winked at this reporter and purred, just purred.
Finally recovered sufficiently to give a statement, she said "I'm just plain sick of it. Day and night all I hear; Afghanistan, health care, voters rights, the stinking economy. Do I ever hear 'Michelle you look smokin' hot? Do I hear let's grab a burger and a movie for God Sakes?' No....its just this depressing stuff. I'm not getting any younger....life is passing me by and I'm gonna grab it while I can."
When reached for comment, the President explained that he had a meeting about the future of the world and raced off.