Portsmouth, UK/ Around Town Entertainment News - They came from near and far; from as near as across the street, to as far as Across the Pond from such places as New Mexico, Virginia, Tulsa, and Bent Tree California in a 'tea bag' uprising to made their readers aware of the plight of The Spoof.Com's struggling writers. All to Pose Nude for the 2010 Spoof.Com Naked Leap Year Calendar!
Infamous, but sympathetic Spoof Writer, Madam Bitters, who no longer poses nude for Cupcake Ads, but is familiar with posing nude, came up with the idea after reviewing her collection of nude fireman, policeman, and UPS delivery men calendars she keeps in her night stand in case she wants to check what she was doing last year, or the year before, at this same moment in time.
"Hey, look, " she said, "all these guys posed nude to either raise money for their favorite charity, increase their dating experiences, or to get a few extra bucks for some brewskies and pickled eggs while they watch some form
of 'futbol' on Sundays, Mondays, and Thursdays!"
"The guys on the Spoof Site are hot....they're a little over the hill, but remember, experience makes the man....and definitely makes a woman smile,' she said smiling lewdly.
Spoof resident barrister QM, herself a connoisseur of fine art, drew up the 'safe and hold harmless' contracts for the writers before they posed, and outlined the fee schedule for the protection of the participants.
The Calendar, already having to go into it's 3rd Printing, has been wildly successful on an international basis as the writers are scattered literally around the globe, and have adoring fans in every niche, crotch and cranny.
While all writers are equally exposed, some are 'more equal' than others, and will be paid, similar to ad agencies, by the 'column inch'.
Heading up the lineup will be Jman for January, hiding his red hot pepper avatar behind a rather large sombrero.
For February, in honour of Valentines Day, the ever Romantic Frankie the J will be featured with a box of nut bars and chocolate covered cherries.
March, always cool and breezy, finds the irrepressible Duncan Whitehead sailboarding nude in the Atlanta, Ga. city fountain.
April, the multi personality of Monkey Woods, etal, debuts for April Fools Day.
May, the month of lovers and romantics, introduces the ever lovable Skoob 1999, posing with a bouquet of honey suckle behind the bar at the Oasis.
June finds the talented Fergus McCarthy painting at the sea shore where he was asked to exchange his $35 Bob Ross fan brush, for the $7.50 fanette to provide a 'better scale' for his portrait.
July, it's hot, and it's barbecue time out west where we find the spicy Abel Rodriquez in front of the pit with his special sauce and his award winning
taste treat, ' Abel's Pulled Pork."
August, sometimes Hazy, finds Buck E. Wheat posing behind a swap cabbage as he prepares to wrestle an alligator. At least we thing that's a swamp cabbage. Actually, it may be a giant Florida Squash!
September, the end of another financial quarter, and the beginning of another school year finds Earl Grey with his 'night stick' patrolling the local school looking for pedophiles. At least that's what he says.
October, and holding his 'trick or treat bag' under the bridge in Amsterdam we find the slightly mad JO ready to head out for another night of role playing.
November finds cold weather in Moscow, and Birbee, with an Ermine cap and
Mink Sock Jock, looks chilled to the bone as he hoists a frozen Stoly to his fans.
December finds the entire naked cast in front of the gigantic Blue Spruce in Rockefeller Center with all their painted Christmas Balls Hanging Around the Tree and singing 'Joy to the World', and 'How 'bout a piece on earth for me!"
Doctor Victor Nichols and Nurse Bitters were on add to treat 'frost bite."