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Monday, 21 September 2009

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US win at last as Afghanistan explodes, the Taliban terriers finally surrender, but for how long?

World power "Numero Uno" the US have now come clean about their failure to conquer the world beating army, once called a bunch of farmers with pick axes and shovels, the death defying Taliban!

The Brits tried it, Russians tried it (they were sent home ball-less!) in fact every major world power has tried it, but no-one can beat that terrifying bunch of "Farmers Boys" the Taliban!

The fab fighting forces called the US and their allies have finally admitted, "we are failing miserably!"

Corrupt elections, no security, the death toll rising by the minute and with no political or military success in sight the US have now decided to "Hiroshima the shithole"!

Afghani civilians are running for the Pakistani hills, all neutrals have been told to clear out. The US will be sending their bomber to drop it's lethal load right on top of the turbaned heads of the unconquerable Taliban and rid the country and the world of the vermin!

"Enough is enough claimed Obama in his maiden UN speech, we want to win at least one war and the only means is by wiping the shit off of the face of the planet, maybe we'll even "stiff" Bin Laden on the way!!"

The UN voted unanimously and backed the US initiative, a bomber was sent with it's lethal load and burnt Taliban turbans could be seen floating gently earthwards towards their mass graves!

Bin Laden, with a slightly burnt, sizzling beard, appeared on his private Pakistani TV channel after the event "Death to those fucking serpent US infidels, we will return, FATWAH, FATWAH!!!"

The inevitable fight for Afghanistan shall continue, turbans or no turbans!

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