Iran today agreed to let UN inspectors into Tehran to check the alleged stock pile of bingo balls the United States suspects them of having. In a statement from her penthouse in New York the Iranian ambassador had this to say.
"We have sent a twitter to the United States government agreeing to let UN inspectors inspect the warehouse in question. We can only re-iterate our previous statement that they are not, in fact, bingo balls but colored ping pong balls for use during the forthcoming Middle East Ping Pong Championship due to start next month. We have no fears of an inspection and will welcome the UN inspectors at any time between four and four thirty, next Wednesday."
Spokesman for the US General H.A. Daub dismissed the twitters. "Our spy planes have detected several trucks arriving at the suspected bingo ball warehouse in Las Vegas St. Tehran and it will be very easy to move the stock to another secret location before next Wednesday."
The US are pressing the UN security council to agree to a mandate that insists Iran releases the alleged stock pile of bingo balls onto the markets and avert the ever increasing possibility of a worldwide outbreak of A1B1 (nobingo) syndrome which would cause immense damage to the west.
For all table tennis fans we can confirm that all the games and excitement from the 22nd Middle East Ping Pong Championships can be exclusively seen on Star Sports unless the US enforces the ping pong bat embargo.