Area 51, Nevada - (Heavens Above): About six months of International Space Station human waste was dumped on NASA headquarters at Groom Lake, Nevada this week.
The space shuttle Discovery ejected two tonnes of fecal cocktail in the Earth's atmosphere following Pentagon orders stopping the dumping the astronauts' urine in space.
Widespread Swine Flew fears have made US authorities tighten up on intergalactic contamination protocols.
The next projected pisstake release is scheduled for the US Treasury building responsible for imposing draconian ISS budget cuts, including compulsory downgrades of astronauts' designer diapers.
Former NASA piss-taker ISS Captain Lisa Nowak has filed for annulment of her 2007 gross misdemeanour dismissal judgement.
Pigs might fly.