Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: France

Thursday, 17 September 2009

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Adolf's vision of Europe is slowly being adopted, "Untermenschen" are certainly not welcome!

France has followed a Kenyan initiative and agreed to clear out its major slum in Calais (appropriately known as "the Jungle!"), filled with vermin, rubbish, crap, (and that's just the illegals!) dried up turds and pools of stenching piss, etc!

For those immigrants waiting for a quick illegal trip to the UK, their dream is over.

President Sarkozy, sick to death of the sight of these illegals decided for action after reading Jaggedone's spoof about Kenya's plans to turn their slums into fast-food/fast-sex areas.

"France is a proud nation of wine growers, haute cuisine, alcoholic farmers and technocrats it's time for action Mon Ami's, get the MERDE out and clean the shit hole up!"

Macdonalds, other Global "fast-foodies" and the "US Silk Sluts Hardcore Porno Ltd Company" promptly offered their services and as I write their bulldozers are clearing the vermin out.

They have planning approval to turn the "Jungle" into a hyper fast-food/fast-sex paradise for Brit fast-food Junkies and sex starved males unable to "curb crawl" in the UK.

This action has met the approval of the NSPD (National Sozialist Party Deutschland's better known as the CDU/CSU and of course the BNP, alias ultra right-sided conservatives including the ghost of Enoch Powell!)

As for the "illegals" Poland has offered to open Auschwitz and other historic concentration camps until a "Final Solution" has been decided upon, Sieg Heil und an die Wand!

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