Washington, DC/ Somewhere in a Cave Outside the Capitol - President Barack Hussein Obama, responded to critics today and tried to explain why he launched the DEMs unguided missile, Former President Jimmy Carter , on a mission to blow up the GOP with claims of being 'Racist.'
Obama, driven as far underground lately as his nemesis, Osama Bin Laden, due to incessant attacks on his Presidency, said the use of Carter was meant to be 'a surgical strike' against his opponents that he labeled 'terrorists.'
Obama, speaking with the help of a few teleprompters from his underground command center and guarded by members of the $5B private security force he implemented, said he often uses unmanned drones like Carter to divert his enemies from his real battle plan.
While the GOP is demanding that Obama disarm and dismantle the other 43 'Czar Bombs', thereby contributing to Partisan Disarmament, the President seems disinclined to defuse the situation, and in fact plans to add more
heat to the Czar Proliferation Program that threatens the stability of the country.
While 'The Mad Obomba" continues his appeasement moves outside the country, bowing to Iran, Russia, Venezuela, and Libya despots, he is ratcheting up the rhetoric and aggressive behaviour toward any form of criticism in the US.
Critics thought the Obama 'unguided missile' program had been set back at least 4 years, when the recent launching of the unguided missile, Van Jones, never quite off the ground and self destructed before reaching it's cruising height.
The FBI and CIA have now alerted local law enforcement of a new and even more deadly Obamanation.
In simultaneous raids through out the country investigators have uncovered the possibility of a new threat: 450,000 unemployed ACORN workers ready to martyr themselves for Obama.
Undercover agents have discovered that the zealots have been promised a Cadillac Escalade, the suspension of all child support payments, their own victory garden , and 72 hoes during a recent recorded sting operation.