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Wednesday, 16 September 2009

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Jimmy the "Peanut" calls Obama a racist and Obama laughingly agreed, black my butt!!

Jimmy Carter has upset the apple cart by calling Obama a racist and without batting an eyelid, Obama agreed.

The world misinterpreted "Peanut Butter" Jimmy when he mumbled the word Racist in congress, they thought that Racists were trying to hinder Obama's new health bill from being ratified, but Jimmy certainly mumbled, "Obama is a racist"

Without ado, Obama confirmed the fact that he hates all blacks and whites, but loved mongrels.

Obama wholeheartedly agreed with the "Peanut King" and thought it was time he cleared out his closets.

The world is now in uproar demanding that Obama be sent into exile to a cave somewhere in Pakistan to join that other racist bastard, Bin Laden who hates everyone too.

Obama took the heat out of the explosive situation and issued the following statement:

"I'm a proud mongrel, woof, woof! and you black and whites call all sniff my butt!

"I represent those poor bastards who are in the middle, browny colour! They're my real brothers and sisters, I fooled you all the way to the White/Black house and now you gonna have to put up with me, mo fos!"

People all over the US are now examining their faces in the mirror to define whether they're, black, white or a Browny colour!

Obama is pretty sure that after close examination he'll still have his majority following.

"I'm brown, so brown, oh so brown" he whistled whilst pushing his reforms through congress.

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