In a stunning reversal of policy, the government of Argentina re-declared war on the Falkland Islands and announced plans for an immediate invasion. Infrastructure is currently being allotted; at least three ferries will be employed to bring land troops to support a planned barrage of stones dropped from helicopters on the major hamlets on the remote, wind-swept isles.
Specialists will search for the arms caches Argentina is sure will be found. Thus, in addition to honoring Del Potro, the planned military action will make the world once again safe from the 22 caliber hand guns and pellet rifles purported to be cached.
Argentine national pride is expected to swell beyond all reasonable limits to support the invasion. "Listen," the President of the Argentine Republic declared, "Our big boy annihilated that Swiss pansy; him with the matching shoes and the blazers. We can do no less."
On the Falklands, villagers are pulling their sheep closer to their barns and phoning Whitehall.