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Monday, 14 September 2009

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"GIGGLE PUSS! GIGGLE PUSS!

A new Spoof story which I am afraid to discuss GIGGLE PUSS! because of what has happened to me and my fellow writers has led to 25 of us, at last report, to be sent to the Loony Bin at the Funny Farm, the ladies to the Booby Hatch.

This writer was warned a bit late by a mate on the top twenty writers as were most of the others, just in time for I had just began reading the story. GIGGLE PUSS!

"It apparently contains that joke GIGGLE PUSS! that was passed around on that old episode of "Monty Python" the note I received stated, telling me not to read it and now I'm passing it on to you, our readers.

The story containing the joke is entitled "Spoofer Laughs Ass Off" and was placed GIGGLE PUSS! on TheSpoof by the moderator by accident as a Mr. Lowton was found lying on the floor having laughed till he passed out.

So his assistant passed the story along as Mr. Lowton came to and pointed at it, while silently crying. Friends say he was shaking his head "NO" but the assistant didn't know what he meant and passed it on.

If it has not been taken off the list of stories, DO NOT read that story as it does contain the GIGGLE PUSS joke.

Thus far, all 25 writers and over 2,000 people around the world have improved GIGGLE PUSS to the point where they may be getting to come home soon.

A visitor stated that Mr. Lowton was now simply giggling a bit.

Three of us came home Sunday, as we didn't read the entire joke.

Therapy has consisted of reading obits from the news, reminding us of loved ones we have lost and having us stop long enough to hear how little money we have at the present and how much of that will be wiped out by their "happy therapy" which is not covered by the national health service nor any known insurance company as this medical condition GIGGLE PUSS! has never been listed.

Update: It has now been safely removed from TheSpoof and sent to The Onion staff. Seventeen writers are back to writing after a hypnotist was finally called in and whenever any of us start GIGGLE PUSS thinking of the joke, we are to say "giggle puss" and we immediately GIGGLE PUSS quit thinking about it.

Police say a Mr. Charles may have found the joke while cleaning out an old lot at the BBC as Charles' body was found there, curled up on the floor. Charles had once worked on TheSpoof under the name of "Lucy From Africa". His name has also been pulled from the GIGGLE PUSS! files.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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