In an exclusive interview, Obama has, at last, divulged the lie and revealed the real winner in his election campaign: his massive. black, corkscrew!
Obama, in his early political career liked to "flash" it around in front of the ladies, black and white, jealous white Caucasian males, Asian "muy Pequinos" and his fellow Negro brothers who loved it.
Whilst on his historical election campaign his wife advised "Oba-MaMamia" to wear tight tangas and trousers, avoid carrots or bananas and "flash" it as much as he could!
"Oba-MaMamia" mesmerised the crowds at Democrat and neutral rallies, not with his boring, political rhetoric bullshit, but with his swinging "Corkscrew" which swayed the pendulum in his favour and left all of his opponents praying, "If only I was a black, man!"
In his "Gob-Smacking" exclusive interview, "Oba-MaMamia!" revealed all, sitting with his legs wide apart and noticing that Sir David's reading glasses were steaming up, he decided to divulge his real secret:
"Politics are boring, saving the world, well you must be fucking mad, no one can do that, me, the new Messiah, bollocks, but my big black corkscrew, that's what they all wanna see!!"
Everybody who saw the interview agreed, "Oba-MaMamia!" is just a plain ol simple guy next door, prettier maybe (those fucking ears, man!) and that's what the world needs!
None of the gun-swinging moronic Dudes who want to conquer the world and be Hitler reincarnations, no just a good old dick swinging Uncle Sam who only tells the TRUTH on Aljazeera Int, when no pratt is watching!
As for Sir David, he's just applied for a transplant in downtown LA by that VIP, fab plastic surgeon, Max Twentyfourinch-Le Kneeswinger!