The National Assembly of France has passed a series of laws meant to impede any preconception that France aids and abets paedophilia.
In a tip of the Phrygian cap to Brazil, the legislators of the lower house of Parliament have passed one bill after another that restrict any display of public affection between an adult and a minor regardless of kinship.
Within the 765-page anti-paedophilia document, there is one series of laws that levies severe fines against the kiss (baiser) between adult and any child less than 10 years of age:
1) La bise: 100 Euros
2) Baiser on the lips of less than 10-second duration: 50 Euros
3) Baiser on the lips greater than 10-second duration: 25 Euros
4) Baiser avec langue: 5 Euros