Papau, New Guinea TheSpoof.com writers gathered today for a one-off protest against their company for its unwillingness to expand its photo collection of females sporting perky breasts.
Said one anonymous writer, "There's really only one good perky breast picture in the whole lot. All of the rest are in various stages of drooping."
"When people read articles regarding females, they immediately picture a pair of perky breasts and are subsequently disappointed when the article is not accompanied by such."
The protest started off in full swing, as it were, however the writers became even more disillusioned when they were met by the native women of Papau, New Guinea who themselves probably have the most saggy breasts on the planet.
Said protest organizer, Nigel Bunthrower, "You see this is what happens when you put the responsibility of finding a tropical island inhabited by perky breasted women to someone who hasn't been out of Yorkshire."
Many of the congregated agreed that for the purpose of the protest, the organizers would have been better to have gone with their second choice, the Republic of Seychelles which is situated in the Indian Ocean.