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Sunday, 13 September 2009

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In a bizarre twist Michael Jackson was yesterday reported to have risen from his concrete tomb and be stalking the earth in search of 'brains'.

Ex spoon bender and long time fiend Uri Gelert said "He has to feed on the flesh of the living he cannot help himself he is a zombie now." Though he adds, "not the children- he loves kids."

In 1982, Jackson starred in the eerily prophetic 'thriller' video which sees him turning into a werewolf and suchlike, while moonwalking.

Plans for an upcoming tour have been postponed till he is safely back in his hole.

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