Shockwaves crashed throughout the scientific world today after NASA reported the discovery of a baby sun hiding behind our own Sun.
"We have long suspected something was behind the sun but never had the necessary equipment to locate it until now." Said a NASA space fella. "We've run a whole battery of tests and re-tests and can inform the world that the Sun has actually given birth." He told a shocked press conference.
Dr Vile and his assistant Dr Watt, who both belong to the anagram institute, showed us their unbelievable photographs. Indeed the Sun has been protecting her little ball of fire since giving birth sometime in the early 1980's.
"We now have rock solid proof of the real effects of global warming. The extra sun has been overheating our little blue planet and it is not the fault of big oil companies or toxic fumes from overproduction in the industrial world." Said Dr Watt.
"The ironic thing is her sun is actually a girl so its a daughter. A little astronomy joke." Chuckled the 34 year old single, virgin space scientist.
So not only have we discovered the miracle of a new sun in our solar system but have solved the mystery of climate change on Earth. Dr Vile assured us that the little sun was leaving home soon as all its friends had either got married or bought their own places and its mum wanted her own space.
"Even though there is quite a lot of space up there." The dickhead chuckled.