Washington,DC/ Cooking with Emeril/ BAM/BAM! - An unholy host of czars and other big time DEMS have been caught on TV mouthing absolute bizarre rants, and their antics have opened Pandora's Hen House and , as Rev. Wright once said, "them chickens are comin' home to roost!"
The sky over Washington was dark as hordes of 'them chickens' descended on the white house, causing even Dulles International airport to be closed, and grounding marine helicopters Obama I, II, and III due to the danger of turbo ingestion, other wise known as "dick
in mouth disease."
White House spokesman, Robert "Bird Man" Gibbs ducked the hard questions about the wayward chickens claiming it "was just the silly season, when people get all wee weed up," reusing a quote from now 'Lame Duck' President Barry 'chicken fricassee' Obama.
"Any reports of excessive chickens coming home to roost in the white house, are greatly exaggerated. There might have been a few brought in when Colonel Perdue visited last night, but those chickens have been rendered into a pot by Michelle's mother, Miss Marian, for a post Ramadan Fasting Meal called 'Frogmore Stew' a famous low country delight to celebrate the end of prayer day."
Fox News Host Glen Beck quipped, "Barry's Goose is Cooked! He'll have to surely eat 'crow' now!
Relations with France have soured after the stew addition of Frog's legs were discovered by the French, further dampening Obama's hopes of joining the EU at least as an equal partner. The addition of 8' Italian sausages, however, only seemed to encourage Italy's Prime Minister to continue to press for the addition of the US in the Liberal European Union.
Unofficial reports have teams of Secret Service agents running around trying to shore up the rest of the left wing chicken farms owned by Obama's blind trust to insure that no more chickens get loose and cause a shit storm over the white house.
Other reports have surfaced that further gaffes from the mumble tongued VP, Joe Biden, should now be under control since he is presumed missing in action after his recent speech where he said, "I'm in charge here " referring to the absence of President Obama after he decided to continue his vacation indefinitely, or at least until he regained 15 points in the polls.
Gibbs, commenting on the VP's noticeable absense said," Joe, I don't know, I think someone said he was off to visit Colonel Sanders."
Does Joe now sleep with the chickens? The investigation will continue.