Washington, DC: In a disturbing development a source close to the White House has claimed that President Obama is 'channelling' Michael Jackson.
My source reports that in recent days Obama has been spotted 'moonwalking' and grabbing his crotch randomly. The first lady is said to be extremely distressed by her husband's bizarre behaviour, especially his suggestion that they sleep with a chimp and bleach their skin.
This reporter can also confirm that the President has made a series of phone calls to Michael Jackson's doctor, presumably in an attempt to take possession of the same drugs as the late singer. The fear among the President's staffers and many average Americans is that if Obama dies by abusing drugs as Jackson did, Joe Biden will become President. One staffer confided to me that he did not know what was worse, the prospect of helping Biden with his bedpan or not being able to steal the leftovers from Obama's Rose Garden piss-up sessions.
More on this story as it comes to hand.