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Friday, 4 September 2009

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Al Gore was rocked on his heels..taken aback..well, he blinked twice, by the news that the cause of global warming that is melting ice shelves are not the result of factory pollution after all but to Santa Claus and his male elves discovering Viagra four years ago.

"It was in a drawer at the Wilson's house in Winnipeg in 2005"' stated the even jollier old man. "I had just sat down to my fortieth helping of milk and cookies and happened to open the drawer and there was this bottle."

"After reading and rereading the instructions, my eyes protruded out of my head and my beard stood straight out into a point."

"So I borrowed one and that first night back home I nearly drove Mrs. Claus through the bed."

"That was when the elves and I make an unscheduled run back across the same route only hitting the drugstores, always leaving some nice gifts in return."

So Al Gore seems to be wrong after all. The combination of the Claus's barely pausing and the elves now tripled in number, the North Pole is warming up rapidly.

"That's because of our South Poles", joked the jolly old elf.

However, he wanted everyone to know that he will be out in December, the same as usual, but this year Mrs. Clause will be with him as they make joint deliveries. The only other change is that there are now five reindeer with glowing noses, none of them Rudolph as he will be "keeping the home fires burning" back at The Pole.

"Hole! Hole! Hole! And to all, a GOOD night!"

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