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Monday, 31 August 2009

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Beating the Retreat at Balimmoral today

Balmoral Castle, Scotland - (Summer Triangle Mess): As the Fuherer's relatives prepare to mark the 70th anniversary of Poland's invasion by Queen Elizabeth's father on 1 September 1939 British astrologers are warning of the imminent collapse of the House of Ratzinger

The karmic taskmaster planet Saturn is sitting on the 22nd degree of Virgo, occupying the exact same spot as illusion-peddler planet Neptune when the Nazi tanks rolled into Warsaw.

CIA numerologists are also warning that Jupiter's 19.53'
degree position is a karmic reminder of the date of the biggest coronation hoax ever perpetrated by the UK Hellfire Club.

Libya's Colonel Gaddafi is Queenie's son by General Pinochet.

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