The mystery behind reported sightings of a "giant hedgehog" has been solved.
Five local residents of a skanky, run down estate reported seeing a "fucking massive hedgehog" in the early hours of Saturday, but it was later discovered that the "hedgehog" was in fact a three year old girl.
A local skanker Tina (surname unknown to both her and us)said "Little Tiffany-Tallula from down the road went out playing about half ten on Friday night and when she came back Saturday morning, the cheeky beggar had that many syringes sticking out of her body, we thought she were a giant fucking hedgehog! It weren't until the mushrooms started wearing off a few hours later that we realised - and then we pissed ourselves laughing. She's a comic is that Tiff"
The toddler had stumbled upon a number of used syringes scattered on the local park and decided to play a practical joke on the adults, having been told earlier what they had planned that evening.
All five adults and little Tiffany will soon be appearing on the Jeremy Kyle Show for a "Cheeky Rascals" special.