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Saturday, 29 August 2009

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"Just make it water-tight Dearie"

Pop star Michael Jackson was finally buried today, weeks after his death, sharing a casket with Senator Ted Kennedy.

The joint service was attended by presidents Obama, Clinton and thousands of screaming Japanese teenagers.

Jackson, who rose to acclaim as the King of Pop and made millions, had fallen on hard times of late and could not afford a proper burial causing much speculation since his death.

The singer's father Joe Jackson was reported to slide the body of Michael in Kennedy's casket early this morning before the public funeral took place.

"Teddy was leaning to the left and Michael didn't eat much, so he fit right in."

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