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Saturday, 29 August 2009

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"The Days, They Are A Changing with New Obama Holiday Calendar!

Washington,DC/ Double Speak Anarchist News - In a full out effort to bring American Thinking more in line with his universal policy of appeasement, apology and apoplexy, the Obama Team, led by Chicago Social Terrorists the Emanuel Brothers,aided by back room bomb building Czars are now attacking hallowed remembrances.

A coalition of radical groups, supported financially as well as ideologically by the current administration proposed that the memory of "9/11" where thousands of people perished at the hands of radical religious fanatics, be transformed into "National Volunteerism Day."

Along with that shocking revelation come a host of other proposed changes:

  • Remember Pearl Harbor : International Trade Unification Day
  • Remember the Alamo: Mexican Jumping (the fence) Bean Day
  • Christmas: Octomom Day in Honor of Multiple Non Sectarian Immaculate Conceptions
  • All Saints Day: Commemorates the release of 27,000 hard core California Criminals due to budget restraints
  • Ramadan: Capitol Closes to remember Jihad Martyrs
  • Memorial Day: Deleted as glorifying Imperialism in a Peace Loving World
  • Labor Day: Jimmy Hoffa remembered and people reflect when they last worked for a living
  • Columbus Day: All You Can Eat Spaghetti Day for the Homeless
  • Veterans Day: Recognizes all former and current Community Organizers who sacrificed to bring the US to a standstill

White House Spokesman Robert Gibbs said new Political Calendars would soon be available and given out free at the Ted Kennedy Memorial Library located in Hyannis, Ma, in exchange for a 'small donation'.

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