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Saturday, 29 August 2009

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In a surprising find today, a letter, written by Hitler 80 years ago, and addressed to his unborn grandson, has been unearthed and published.

The letter contains many of Adolf's intentions for world domination and in a bizarre twist and hint to his rising madness even suggested that his efforts would be seen in fine light in the years ahead.

The letter says that "You are going to be completely impressed, It's a disgusting thing that took place with me at the beginning. But I turned my life completely around and to be able to understand that, you have to start there. …

"The last several years I completely turned my life around and you're going to find the most powerful story coming. It is a story about turning a person's life around and having to kill almost everyone on the planet.

"It's going to be a heart warming story"

Famous psychiatrist Victor Van Schlonghaben had this to say about the letter.

"That bloke was a f@#$ing nutcase! If you'll pardon my German."

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