Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Environment

Monday, 24 August 2009

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"Muy Pobre" Red Indians are to donate their Totem Poles to even more "Muy Pobre" African Poledancers!

10 top African ministers are meeting in Ethiopia to discuss climate and environmental issues in, GUESS WHERE, Africa!

Most African countries especialy those in Equatorial zones suffer from climate and environmental changes caused mainly by de-forestation, pollution, global warming, etc!

Droughts, lack of clean water and irrigation systems keep millions of Africans in poverty + evil dictators, terrorists, wars and conflicts, OK, what's new?

The 10 ministers have come up with several suggestions to stop the rapid deteriation of many parts of the African continent, here they are:

  1. Employ groups of naked female/male rain dancers, import Red Indian totem Poles to dance around and get horny tourists to pay to watch them Poledancing (hopefully it might rain, but then again who cares!)
  2. Employ local medicine men, to ask the Gods (who?) for forgiveness (African men and women tend to be morally a bit loose and enjoy a shag or two, hence HIV, aids and sexual diseases in general are rife + 60 million unwanted babies!)
  3. Hopefully the Gods (who? There a several in Africa doing the rounds!) will show forgiveness, answer their prayers and piss all over them (in the form of rain naturally!)
  4. Employ voodoo priests to exorcise evil spirits, introduce nice spirits so all "muy Pobre" Africans can live in Utopian circumstances, have enough to eat and drink and drive a Mercedes to work!
  5. Ask Madonna, Brad & Angie, Tom Cruise, Bone Head Bono and others like them to stop wasting their millions on Cartiers, Rolls Royces, multi-million villas all over the world, etc, and give poor African countries some of their wealth, fat fucking chance!

Other suggestions were made by the 10 ministers but none of them could find a solution to the problem, except one, Robert Mugabe (evil bastard!), his suggestion was unanimously accepted by the rest:

Spend millions of stolen charity money on weapons, start civil wars everywhere, kill, kill and kill, reduce the African population by a half and then everybody will have enough to eat and drink!

The ministers after their 5***** lunch in a 5***** restaurant, signed a pact to do just that!!

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