Written by Jordan Baugher

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Topics: Vanessa Hudgens

Saturday, 22 August 2009

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Doubt has been cast upon the sexuality of this teen 'heart' throb. Whoever she is. Definately not Hudgens.

LOS ANGELES, CA - As a new batch of highly questionable Vanessa Hudgens photos makes its way around the internets, some savvy web-watchers are questioning if the fresh-faced movie queen might be a man.

The problem arose when internet perverts started complaining about the lush growth between her legs. In the words of one hot-handed fan, "Vanessa could be hiding something big down there. What is she hiding?"

In the wake of recent controversy in the Olympics, moviegoers are petitioning the Screen Actors' Guild for a sex test, preferably a detailed sex test with videos, magazine spreads, and lots of probing.

Many say the claims are 'immaterial and irrelevant', but equally as many disagree. One malcontent said: "The sexuality of a whole generation of teenagers hinges upon the question of whether they're masturbating to pictures of a dude or a chick. They may be able to sue for damages."

Some have questioned whether or not the images are of the famous star, or simply me, in my shorts.

I'm keeping schtum.

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