Facing extradition to the USA, Gary Mckinnon took revenge on his ensuing captors, by hacking into NASA computers & hijacking the Shuttle Discovery & forcing it to land in shitty Scotland.
The Shuttle had planned to Dock with the International Space Station, but Scottish born Mckinnon had other plans.
After hacking into the US Air Force servers and disabling Jets ready to scramble, then diverting warships to south America, Mckinnon hacked into NASA's control room and led the Shuttle to its new destination.
Relationships between the US of A and Scotland were already strained following the release of Libyan Abdelbaset Ali Al Megrahi the convicted terrorist responsible for the Lockerbie Bombing, but this news will sure kill any hopes of a peaceful outcome between the two countries.
As the Shuttle touched down at Glasgow Airport this morning, local people smashed through fences surrounding the airport, waving scottish flags and shouting obscenities in scenes ironically similar to those surrounding Al Megrahi's return to Libya.
President Obama quickly called a press conference, to which nobody attended, after it emerged Mckinnon had also hacked the Whitehouse website and redirected journos to a small coffee shop called 'Baracks Place' in downtown Washington.
Meanwhile monocled Mckinnon, stroking his pussycat atop a secret mountain hideaway, hacked into news channels around the world and forced viewers to watch his 2 minute broadcast:
"Muhuhahahahahah, sooooooo fuckin easy, Jesus all I had to do was enter the username 'dubya' and password 'idiot' and I was in. Even Bush couldn't do that himself. Now listen my American friends, if you do not stop the extradition of myself to the USA, then I shall be forced to let the poor & needy local savages from Glasgow eat the hostages and then fly the Shuttle to Iran for testing, Muhuhahahahahahah"
Just then, Gary's mum turned up and told him to stop 'fuckin around' as his 'tea was ready'.