Written by AManonymous
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Topics: Gay, Music, blue

Monday, 17 August 2009

It was revealed today that desperate and shit boy band, Blue, will be going on a very special tour.

Usually when artists that have decided they've had enough of reality TV and being forgotton about they may write a single that appears to have been what somebody else wrote on a napkin in a bar and then left, realising at the time how terrible it was, much like all of the songs of Lady(boy) GaGa. However, Blue have decided to break the convention and have gone on tour. Rather than a comeback tour the band have gone on a come-out tour starting this September.

Recently Duncan James came out as being bi-sexual and attracted many new (and coincidentally gay) fans to the band. After realising what this had done for their publicity Lee Ryan revealed he was gay, Antony Costa told the world he was a lesbian and the black one, well, turns out he was Chinese all along.

The tour is said to include hits from The Pet Shop Boys, The Village people and Frankie Goes To Hollywood and the band have told The Spoof, that they will indeed be performing in gimp suits and in a climax to end the show each performance they will reinact the anal rape scene from Pulp Fiction, whilst the black one tests nuclear weapons on Elton John.

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