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Tuesday, 11 August 2009

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No holds barred as ranting Hilary "Blow Jobs" African students back to the bush!

Hilary Clinton, whilst visiting African states lost her cool and gave a massive "Blow away Job" to students at a press conference after they insultingly asked Hilary what does Bill think about "Blow Jobs"!

Hilary counter-attacked the students and "blew" them away with the following statement, "I am the best Blow-Job expert serving in the US State affairs office, why the f**k do you want Bill's opinion?"

"I have had experience in blow-jobbing ever since Bill showed me his country-boy, slightly miniature, white cock and man did I f*****g blow him away, that Lewinski bitch couldn't even suck his cohones at the same time, let alone get his pathetic tool to grow larger than 5 inches and deep throat it!"

The persistent annoying students still insisted on hearing how Bill felt about "Blow Jobbing" and by now, a ranting and very angry Hilary gave the following statement:

"Boy (not a racist black-boy insinuation, by the way!) if you want to find out how Bill likes it best look at his website where he gives a perfect description of how Monika supposedly "blew his brains out" and Bill still insisted he never had sex with that women!"

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