Corfu - (Praia Da Iluzion Mess): Forget cut-price Ozzie millionairess Melissa Karlson's $5 million Sunseeker motorboat tabloid fantasy.
Little Maddie McCann was spotted aboard Russian mobster Oleg Deripaska's $200 million 73m ocean-going yacht the 'Queen K' off Corfu last summer according to latest reports.
The five year-old was seen alongside Peter Mandelson, ex-Bullingdon Club stalwarts 'Nut' Rothschild and George Osborne and Tory Party hellraiser, er fundraiser, Andrew 'Marty' Feldman.
The politicians were all under one of President George W Bush's warrantless CIA wiretap programs to ensure their next Plutonium-210 hit doesn't bomb like the Alexander Litvinenko business.
Privately hired Keystone Cops working for Kate and Jerry McCann remain red-faced this weekend, wondering who next to smear with their spurious theories.