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Sunday, 2 August 2009

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Diana was his sister

London - (Reuterus): Just hours before his death Michael Jackson phoned Mohammed Al Fayed to say he'd missed a period and was pregnant with Dodi's baby.

The Harrabs boss's statement today confirmed what everyone had long suspected, anyway, but had been too, er...too busy being on holiday to mention.

"So MI6 kill him, they kill the baby!" the Harrabs boss told Faux News reporters.

"Prince Philip he gave the order. He hate Dodi, he want blood sacrifice.

"And now the autopsy cover up with Michael's pregnant womb missing, embalming fluids in all the cavities. OMG, OMG."

The news comes ahead of a delayed postmortem report blaming a State of California lethal injection.

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