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Saturday, 1 August 2009

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Crap birthday for Obama as the skies erupt with gangrenous boils all over his ascendant

Space - (Celestial Mess): It could be very messy, very pus-sy indeed for President Obama's 48th birthday next Tuesday.

That's the overwhelming astrological prognosis as a large, shining pustule appeared on the surface of Venus just weeks after a massive, putrid mystery blob erupted on Jupiter.

The two planets, known in astro-parlance as the Lesser Benefic and the Greater Benefic respectively, are currently transiting strategic faultlines in the President's birthchart.

These cover up a mobster DNA pedigree that hinges on the fragile borderline sanity or criminality of Senator Ted Kennedy in his collusion viz the death of Mary Jo Kopechne, Obama's birth mother and half sister to President George Bush Senior.

"These space zits are the cosmic equivalent of a purulent outbreak of necrotic inflammatories," Prof V Smart of the Institute of Parapsychology/Parasitology commented today.

Rahm Emanuel is a Mossad/Savak twat

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